“ Let's be detectives when we grow up," suggested Douglas. " No," said William. " It's more fun bein' the man that… — Richmal Crompton Humor Copy Share Image
“William: You'd look better with your hair chopped off. Reggie: You'd look better with your face chopped off.” — Richmal Crompton Humor Copy Share Image
“Having come to the conclusion that there was so much to do that she didn’t know where to start, Mrs Fowler decided… — Richmal Crompton Copy Share Image
“Uncle George was William's godfather, and he was intensely interested in William's upbringing. It was an interest with which William would gladly… — Richmal Crompton George w Copy Share Image
“ Readin' all those books makes me wonder whether anyone ever dies natural." " They don't," said William mysteriously. " Robert says… — Richmal Crompton Books Copy Share Image
“Butler: Do you think I look deaf? William: Whadda I know. You look like you could be anything.” — Richmal Crompton Humor Copy Share Image
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