Laughing Quote by Phyllis Diller

Passport Picture - A photo of a man that looks exactly the way his friends see him

— Bhagavad Gita

Most passport pictures are good likenesses, and it is time we faced it.

— Katharine Brush

My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery-just stark me.

— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If I were one of the three viable presidential candidates, I doubt I'd be too broken up about someone looking into my passport file.…

— Lisa Lutz

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between two countries,…

— Anonymous

If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.

— Vivian Fuchs

Getting a new passport took me a stupid amount of time. I had to go back five times with different photographs because they kept…

— Sally Phillips

A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught…

— Mark Twain

“Air travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”

— Al Gore

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.

— Erma Bombeck

“we flew to Los Angeles, where I secured a new passport. The picture in my stolen one wasn’t half bad, but in the new…

— David Sedaris

If somebody asks for a photo, with a smile, it is nothing.

— Nuno Espirito Santo