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“we flew to Los Angeles, where I secured a new passport. The picture in my stolen one wasn’t half bad, but in the new one I look like a penis with an old person’s face drawn on it.” quote by David Sedaris
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““we flew to Los Angeles, where I secured a new passport. The picture in my stolen one wasn’t half bad, but in the new one I look like a penis with an old person’s face drawn on it.””

David Sedaris

About This Quote

Source Essay: Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, 2004

He humorously describes an unflattering passport photo, highlighting self‑deprecation and the absurdity of bureaucratic images.

In simple terms: He jokes about looking ridiculous in a passport photo.

Key Takeaway

Embrace humor about personal flaws.

Themes

self‑deprecation humor identity bureaucracy

Mood

wry self‑aware

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • travel
  • passport renewal
  • social media sharing
  • self‑portrait photography

Key Concepts

body image public perception personal narrative

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you react when you see an unflattering photo of yourself?
  • What does this say about how we present ourselves to authorities?
A Different Perspective

Humor may mask deeper insecurities about self‑image.

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