“I must've been a telemarketer in a previous life and now I'm being punished for it.” — Harper Bentley Life Copy Share Image
“I'll say this much, I'm not going to lose her and I'll fight to get her back. But the time for that… — Harper Bentley Time Copy Share Image
“We sent so many risque pictures to each other that I was pretty sure after that year I could pick out Jag's… — Harper Bentley Penis Police Copy Share Image
“It's said there's nothing more beautiful than someone who smiles after struggling through tears. Well, then I must be frickin' stunning” — Harper Bentley Stunning Copy Share Image
“His faded jeans sat low on his hips and he wore brown, lace-up boots. He also had on black reading glasses, and… — Harper Bentley Reading glasses Copy Share Image
“Just what does one wear on a sorta, kind date with someone when you're in love with someone else?” — Harper Bentley Love Copy Share Image
“Is this my "getting over that person" moment? Am I over Jag? But it hasn't been nine and a half years yet.” — Harper Bentley Moment Copy Share Image
“I quot the drink name because pouring fifteen different types of liquor into a glass of Coke does not an LIit make.… — Harper Bentley Different types Copy Share Image
“You know, Chase, one of these days you're going to need me. You might need help changing a tire, or you can't… — Harper Bentley Prick Copy Share Image
“One day when I'm a physical therapist or whatever, I'll get to take care of your rickety, old body when your arm… — Harper Bentley Physical therapist Copy Share Image
