Humor Quote by Peter Clines Download Open image ““Mindless violence against the undead?” said Zzzap. “Count me in.”” — Peter Clines ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Superheroes Zombies
“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Is mindless violence your solution to everything?” The ghost considered. “Pretty much, yeah.” — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“It hadn’t escaped my attention that I preferred to spend time with the undead rather than the living. I tried not to think about… — Amy Plum Copy Share Image
“Zzortis, King of the Crystalkin, bows to no one, but he won’t harm you. Now, rise. Don't meet his gaze.” — K.V. Wilson Copy Share Image
“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.” — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“I collided into the zombies. The undead monsters poofed from the collision, and I went tumbling down. Oof!” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“I grabbed a robe and a fireplace poker and headed down the stairs at a snail's pace. I was sure I loved him, but I wasn’t prepared to be brutally murdered to save a man of his size. He was on his own. Unless of course, it was a mob of uncompromising zombies. Then I might have attempted to fight… — Holly Hood Copy Share
Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Is it zombies that need to be destroyed for the sake of humans? Are we the monsters after all?” — Stephen Herfst Copy Share Image
“Zombies were probably munching on my friends and family as we speak and I was contemplating orgasms in the apocalypse. But it couldn’t be… — Gillian Zane Copy Share Image
“I was a zombie then—like all Muslims—I was hypnotized, pointed in a certain direction and told to march.” — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“I have missed you,” she said. “You threw me out a window.” “To be exact,” said Stealth, “I had Captain Freedom throw you out… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“We take over six hundred pages of math and force-feed it to the universe through an electromagnetic funnel. We tell the universe ‘I don’t… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“Bro," said Roger. "You're a time traveler." "No, I'm not," said Nate. "Not yet, but maybe in the future.” — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“66–16–9—4—1—89 He glanced at her. “What do you think it means?” “Maybe there’s a computer down in the basement,” she said, “and we need… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“Don't you get it?' said Max. 'You're not praying, you're just... wishing. And wishes don't come true.” — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“The idea that no matter how cold and callous and heartless the world seemed, there was somebody out there who just wanted to make… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“In one of the earlier Sherlock Holmes mysteries, Arthur Conan Doyle (not yet a Sir) made an observation on logical deduction. When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. There is, however, a specific flaw in that maxim. It assumes people can recognize the difference between what is impossible and what they believe is… — Peter Clines Copy Share
“Koturovic somehow came up with the idea there were some kind of creatures—big, smart, scary alpha predators—living in these higher dimensions. Telepathically-sensitive people sensed them all through history and that’s where all our myths about demons and monsters come from. It’s their presence leaking through. When the dimensional barriers were shattered, according to him, these things would come through and… — Peter Clines Copy Share
“I respect your beliefs Andrew, and I'm glad they make you happy. But I'm not up here to be lectured at or spoken down… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
“Hung herself in the closet." "Hanged," said Nate. "Don't be one of those people.” — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
