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“I’m glad you’re gay,” she said solemnly, “because that way, if I can’t have you, no one can.” “Um, Rocher,” I mentioned, “like, a dude could have him.” This had never occurred to Rocher because she’d thought that Jate being gay translated as, “I love Rocher Bargemueller so much but I don’t deserve…” quote by Paul Rudnick
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““I’m glad you’re gay,” she said solemnly, “because that way, if I can’t have you, no one can.” “Um, Rocher,” I mentioned, “like, a dude could have him.” This had never occurred to Rocher because she’d thought that Jate being gay translated as, “I love Rocher Bargemueller so much but I don’t deserve her so I’ll never have sex again.” The concept of Jate with a guy was fresh turf and Rocher regarded him with an especially deranged sparkle in her eyes. “I could be a dude,” she said.””

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About This Quote

Source Short story: “The Gay Bar” in The New Yorker, 1995

A character expresses possessive love, implying that if they cannot have the beloved, no one else should.

In simple terms: Possessive love can become controlling.

Key Takeaway

Recognize healthy boundaries in affection.

Themes

love possessiveness identity sexuality

Mood

thoughtful critical

Type

literary dialogue

When to use this quote

  • dating
  • friendship
  • self-reflection
  • coming out

Key Concepts

boundaries self-worth acceptance

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you differentiate love from control?
  • What boundaries protect both partners?
A Different Perspective

The sentiment can be manipulative and harmful.

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