Hilarious Quote by Paul Rudnick

“Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn’t stand a chance.”

— Paul Rudnick

“There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing merrily down a conveyor belt,…

— Paul Rudnick

Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins…

— Paul Rudnick

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

— Paul Rudnick

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

— Paul Rudnick

I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.

— Paul Rudnick

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that…

— Paul Rudnick

“I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something quite different about you, from the last time we were together, what could…

— Paul Rudnick

Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.

— Paul Rudnick

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

— Paul Rudnick

“Nightlife is not for sissies, except of course for career sissies; an evening out requires at least a full day of minute preparation. .…

— Paul Rudnick

As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box,…

— Paul Rudnick