Humor Quote by Patricia McCormick

“Some people, when desperate, retreat to pills or hard liquor. I nap.”

— Brock Clarke

“For as long as I've known him, Sam has been trying to out-run his demons. But he can't see the truth. His problems -…

— Lisa Magnum

“He manages to wake me and calm me down. Then he climbs into bed to hold me until I fall back to sleep. After…

— Suzanne Collins

“I am sure everyone reading this book values their sleep, but I am a sleep enthusiast! My dream is to become one of those…

— Jim Gaffigan

“When I get home I take some sleeping pills and within what seemed like half an hour of unconsciousness it was Monday morning again.”

— Irvine Welsh

“Actually I don’t need the sleep as much as I need the escape. It’s a wonderful way to escape. I think I can’t stand…

— Beatrice Sparks

“I asked Dr. Seward to give me a little opiate of some kind, as I had not slept well the night before......I hope I…

— Bram Stoker

“The labels on the little bottles and boxes do not tell you which one is the sleeping pill. Instead they have names, long strange…

— Paul Murray

“Anyone who has experienced a debilitating sleep disorder knows what it is like to be the walking dead.”

— Steven Magee

“Sleep is often denied to those with secrets.”

— Stephen King

“Some mornings, it's hard to get out of bed. Sleep lures you like a stranger with a piece of candy. Follow me. It will…

— Lisa Schroeder

“Food. Drink. Sleep. Books. They are all drugs.”

— Fay Weldon