Funny Quote by Noel Gallagher Download Open image ““He's like a man with a fork, in a world of soup. (about his brother Liam)”” — Noel Gallagher ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Humour
“Did you know you can drink food? It’s true! It’s called soup, and I eat it with a fork. I’m as efficient as the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“head and I feel him shake. “He was my brother,” Liam says as another tear falls from my cheek. “I-I . . . ”… — Corinne Michaels Copy Share Image
“And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it’s a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple bloke like… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spoon. He wasn’t just a tool, he… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Liam... You’re the best. You’re handsome, funny, patient with my fits, a fantastic cook. You taught me how to swim.” Ryan bit his lip,… — K.A. Merikan Copy Share Image
“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.” — James L. Richardson Copy Share Image
“Cue dream sequence of Liam running slowly on a beach carrying me in his arms. I love how he's strong enough to carry me… — R.S. Grey Copy Share Image
“we pass a café with a sign that says 'you have beautiful eyes' and something about soup. i leave out the bit about soup,… — Laura Roberts Copy Share Image
“Ryan held a strawberry milkshake in one hand, his father's ashes in the other--and hoped like hell he didn't get them mixed up.” — Tina Vaughn Copy Share Image
I'm not technically proficient enough to attempt all kinds of music. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Under Thatcher, who ruled us with an iron rod, great art was made. Amazing designers and musicians. Acid house was born. Very colourful and… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
These fledgling democracies in the Middle East, they're actually fighting for their freedom. And what are they rioting for in England? Leisurewear. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Slade was never pretentious. It was just music to them. Pop, rock, soul…it was all the same to Slade. They wrote great songs. And,… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
I don't dislike rappers or hip-hop or people who like it. I went to the Def Jam tour in Manchester in the '80s when… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
I'm a massive fan of the Stones, and I don't think anybody should deny them the right to carry on making music. I just… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Rock 'n' roll is about music. Music. Music. Music. It's not about you, it's not about me, it's not about Oasis. It's about the… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Anything that's of any use, famous people get hold of it and take it for themselves and it gets a bad rap. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
