Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you?” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty
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Samantha, we're looking at wedding gowns, could you please not talk about AIDS right now? — Charlotte York Copy Share Image
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If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
Following the enormous conjecture in the press, I wish to confirm that I have been tested HIV positive and have AIDS. I felt it… — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
Just to be clear, if, like Pat Robertson, you somehow missed all the evidence, all the research, the depth and breadth of all the… — Anderson Cooper Copy Share Image
As for being AIDS infested, I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested. — Eminem Copy Share Image
We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image