Aids Quote by Garrison Keillor Download Open image “We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?” — Garrison Keillor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aids Aids Sex Did you know Know Aids Know Sex Knows Sex Sex Aides
I think we all realize that anyone can - and has - gotten AIDS. So there's obviously still a lot to be done. — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
The message has become clearer to the nation about AIDS. People used to think they could catch it all kinds of ways, but we… — Loretta Devine Copy Share Image
You can't get AIDS if you touch, hug, kiss, hold hands with someone who is infected. Don't be afraid of us - we are… — Nkosi Johnson Copy Share Image
I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
AIDS is a complex situation that's sure to bring out the best and the worst in people. — Niki de St. Phalle Copy Share Image
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country. — Thabo Mbeki Copy Share Image
We must encourage people to get educated, to get tested, to get involved in the fight against AIDS. — Gwen Moore Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The socially redeeming aspect of golf lies in the vast number of lawyers and bankers and managers who play it, and when you think… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Ha! Easy for nuns to talk about giving up things. That's what they do for a living. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Before the world was made, when it was only darkness and mist and waters, God was well aware of Lake Wobegon, my family, our… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
On investments, 1998: Where I'm from we don't trust paper. Wealth is what's here on the premises. If I open a cupboard and see,… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Before Noah, men having only water to drink, could not find the truth. Accordingly...they became abominably wicked, and they were justly exterminated by the… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
I'm part of a team that raises millions of dollars and raises awareness of HIV and AIDS all over the world. — Linda Evangelista Copy Share Image
If you take all the food aid, America is by far the most generous country. If you take the direct aid, we're very generous.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My God, whose son, as on this night, took on Him the form of man, and for man vouchsafed to suffer and bleed, controls… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Slavery, if it can be legalized at all, can be legalized only by positive legislation. Natural law gives it no aid. Custom imparts to… — Lysander Spooner Copy Share Image
Since I came to the White House, I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation, and I was shot.… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The European talks of progress because by the aid of a few scientific discoveries he has established a society which has mistaken comfort for… — Benjamin Disraeli Copy Share Image
Women's Aid is a fantastic charity which has my full support. I am proud to call myself a Real Man, a man who will… — Neil Fox Copy Share Image
It has been hard to muster the resources to support fledgling democracies and to intervene on behalf of the most desperate. The AIDS orphans… — Condoleezza Rice Copy Share Image
At the time when this famous historical battle was fought in Kosovo, the people were looking at the stars, expecting aid from them. Now,… — Slobodan Milosević Copy Share Image