Funny Quote by Monty Python Download Open image “'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'” — Monty Python ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Movies
Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy! — Graham Chapman Copy Share Image
“If there is an itch one does want to scratch; but it is much nicer to have neither the itch nor the scratch.” — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“If you gotta scratch the itch, scratch it. Or, if you want to do away with the day job, scratch, itch or no!” — Deb E. Howell Copy Share Image
“It's like an itch you can't scratch, knowing someone is suffering under your own roof.” — Stephanie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Scratch your flesh raw between your toes, but you won't find the answer.” — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“What men classify as living is often but the discontentment of making oneself itch just to enjoy the scratch.” — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! — Monty Python Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
