Last chance Quote by Monty Python
“Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess? Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of. Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS! Biggles: Here they are, lord. Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about. Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess! Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord. Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Biggles: Yes, lord.”
About This Quote
Source Film: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 1975
A comedic scene satirizing absurd accusations and forced confessions, highlighting the absurdity of authoritarian demands.
In simple terms: A funny sketch about ridiculous accusations and forced confessions.
Key Takeaway
Question absurd authority.
Themes
satire
absurdity
authority
confession
humor
Mood
playful
ironic
mocking
Type
comedic
parodic
satirical
When to use this quote
- theatre performance
- film comedy
- dialogue
- character interaction
Key Concepts
comedy
parody
social critique
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this scene say about power and compliance?
- How does absurdity expose real injustices?
A Different Perspective
The humor relies on exaggerated authority, which may not translate to serious contexts.
