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“Watu wanapokuwa katika migogoro maisha yao hutakiwa kurahisishwa. Kuna ukingo mwembamba kati ya uzima na wazimu.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Unapokuwa na matatizo makubwa katika maisha, Shetani anakuandama sana, Mungu ana mpango maalumu na maisha yako.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Nimewapa watoto wangu kila kitu katika maisha isipokuwa umaskini. Lakini bado wamenishinda.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Unapokumbana na matatizo makubwa katika maisha yako ujue Mungu ana mpango maalumu na maisha yako. Ndiyo maana Shetani anakuandama hivyo.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Dunia imekata tamaa. Matatizo ya watu yamekuwa makubwa kuliko ukombozi wa maisha yao. Sekunde moja ya toba inaweza kukupa ufalme wa mbinguni. Hujachelewa.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“Maskini mwenye pesa nyingi ni tajiri bahili. Tajiri mwenye mifuko iliyotoboka ni tajiri badhiri.” — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! — Monty Python Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft… — Monty Python Copy Share Image