Humor Quote by Monty Python Download Open image ““It's just a flesh wound!”” — Monty Python ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Some wounds never heal, and that man has just taken such a wounding.” — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“There’s something wrong about trying to heal with a surgeon’s knife.” — Madeleine L'Engle Copy Share Image
“It’s like a knife wound, but bigger.” “That’s probably because it was done with something like a knife, but bigger.” “A sword? You've got… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“By the power bestowed in me by the Ministry of Silly Underpants . . .” — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Ximinez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! — Monty Python Copy Share Image
It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that? — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
