Humor Quote by Michael Crichton Download Open image ““Take it easy, Norman. When the psychiatrist goes crazy, it's a bad sign.”” — Michael Crichton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared to witness… — Jim Carroll Copy Share Image
“You know what they say about psychiatrists, Frost. They only go into the business to find someone crazier than they are.” — Brian Freeman Copy Share Image
“You keep saying that and I keep suggesting a psychiatrist. Maybe it's time you take my advice.” — Jocelyn Adams Copy Share Image
“We are all crazy. Some good, some bad, but we decide the kind of crazy we want to be.” — Marion Bekoe Copy Share Image
“one thing about crazy people, Raoul, sometimes they don’t want to come back. The brink of insanity suits them just fine.” — Trina M. Lee Copy Share Image
“You were down to earth and funny - not at all what I imagined a psychiatrist would be. This office was so bright and… — Chevy Stevens Copy Share Image
“Apparently, I had graduated from psychologist and was now in need of a full-blown psychiatrist.” — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“Crazy people. They never think they're crazy. Their craziness makes perfect sense to them.” — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“For once in his life, Norman has acted rather than gone to a meeting. And this is where it has landed him.” — Paul Torday Copy Share Image
“they saw how well behaved I was, and decided it meant I could only behave well in the environment of a psychiatric hospital and… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
They are focused on whether they can do something. They never think whether they should do something. — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
This is the gift of your species and this is the danger, because you do not choose to control your imaginings. You imagine wonderful… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“it is important to recognize that the behavior of the two antagonists mirrors each other, like a Rorschach inkblot. The value of a Rorschach… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
They always say they didn't. I never heard of one who said, 'You know, I deserve this.' Never happens. — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
I can tell you that second hand smoke is not a health hazard to anyone and never was, and the EPA has always known… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
As the practical value of altering consciousness becomes recognized, procedures to effect these alterations will become increasingly ordinary and unremarkable. The whole concept of… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story-and then turn the page to national or international affairs,… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
Books aren't written - they're rewritten. Including your own. It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn't… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
The purpose of life is to stay alive. Watch any animal in nature--all it tries to do is stay alive. It doesn't care about… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
