Funny Quote by Anonymous

People dressed in a certain kind of clothing are never wrong. Also they never fart.

— Margaret Atwood

Sometimes girls just don't wear panties, and we forget to close our legs when we're getting out of cars.

— Tori Spelling

The fart is coming from…inside your pants

— Nikhil Saluja

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

— Mark Twain

I don't like tight pants on guys.

— Paul Dano

There are only two instances when farting and pooping in your pants is acceptable--when you are an infant, or are at Walmart.

— Anonymous

My farts smell like they shit their pants.

— Green Monk

From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.

— Nina Garcia

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

This fart is coming from…inside my half pants.

— Nikhil Saluja

I love wearing flat shoes, but I am not one of those girls who walks around in sweat pants and sneakers.

— Claudia Schiffer

I used to love wearing leather pants, but then I realized I had to wear something that lets the farts out.

— Author Name