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“There are only two instances when farting and pooping in your pants is acceptable--when you are an infant, or are at Walmart.”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

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You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t…

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

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“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

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Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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I was 3-years-old - to this day it is a vivid memory. My family and I were on a boat, catching fish. As one…

Joaquin Phoenix

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In literature and art memory is a synonym for invention. It is the life-blood of imagination, which faints and dies when the veins are…

Robert Aris Willmott

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I am told many children block out the memory of trauma. In fact, the healing process can only truly begin when we are willing…

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The cooler days have brought a wistful mood upon him. The smell of coalsmoke in the air at night. Old times, dead years. For…

Cormac McCarthy

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I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

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That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad.

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A well-fashioned day - with a beginning and an end, a purpose and a content, a color and a character, a feel and a…

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What keeps me motivated is not the food itself but all the bonds and memories the food represents.

Michael Chiarello

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Our memory is a monster; you forget it - it does not.

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In the name of Jerusalem. If I forget the extermination of the Jews, may my right hand wither, may my tongue stick to my…

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Memory revises me. Even now a letter comes from a place I don’t know, from someone with my name and postmarked years ago, while…

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