Humor Quote by Martin Amis (Author

“He was a respected high school English teacher and he had never in his life poisoned his mind with drugs.  He didn’t even drink…

— Brian Harmon

“All his elaborated arguments and beautiful sentences turned, under the influence of alcohol, into dust and slipped between his nicotine-stained fingers.”

— Ole Gunnar Håland

“I have never seen anyone drink like he did. To say he drank with a vengeance is almost understating it: it was almost as…

— Yudhanjaya Wijeratne

“What made drugs perpetually so sexy was the opportunity to be other. Years after he'd figured out that pot only made him paranoid and…

— Jonathan Franzen

“More fool he to let himself become an addict to anything, even to living.”

— Frank Herbert

“He drank, for the same reason he wrote second-rate science fiction. Not to forget but to remember, to open the past and find himself…

— Joanne Harris

“He had never smoked but then had he ever loved? Life made him love and love made him smoke.”

— Faraaz Kazi

“Her mouth was perfect under his, her taste wrapping him up in addiction. He craved her the way others might drugs. The depth of…

— Christine Feehan

“He sounded like me when I sensed there were drugs around: "All I know is that if someone wants to get high, or wants…

— David Sedaris

“He didn’t think it was addiction. At some point, he had simply forgotten how to wake up. The wolf’s blood no longer frightened him.…

— Valon G

“Life was becoming shorter and the thought that he would never stop smoking filled him with a strange satisfaction. Ignoring the warning on the…

— Jo Nesbø

“Also, people who did drugs were boring. Hopelessly, relentlessly boring. Drugs made them either too slow or too fast, and mostly they talked about…

— Cassandra Clare