Humor Quote by Mark Alders

“I wanted to scream as I stood there, my toes hanging over the edge of the dock. I wanted to let a gut-wrenching howl…

— Keary Taylor

“I sagged to my knees as the adrenaline wore off and my muscles started to shake, leaving me weak and nearly hyperventilating. I could…

— Julie Kagawa

“He looked incredulous, throwing his hands up in disbelief. "You snuck out of my flat like I was some drunken lay you were ashamed…

— Samantha Young

“I've been collecting bugs since I was ten; it's the only way I can stop their whispers. Sticking a pin through the gut of…

— A.G. Howard

“A bullet or two thudded into the soaked ground right next to me. My asshole froze, then jumped right up my throat as another…

— Ed Kugler

“The fly was on my desk, his hose in the candy dust. I cupped my hand and covered him, then brushed him past the…

— Adam Levin

“... so I leaned down and put my mouth on him. He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and I laughed around…

— Sarah J. Maas

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“He swallowed hard, annoyed at the sudden dryness in his throat. No reason to become all emotional about it now. He had already sold…

— G.S. Jennsen

“I wiped off my fingers, but it wasn't the mold or maggots making my stomach revolt... No, it was the knowledge that all around…

— Margaret Rogerson

“I had quite the history with cocks accidentally falling into my mouth.”

— Nicole Castle

“[A wasp] was sucking jam on my plate, and I cut him in half. He paid no attention, merely went on with his meal,…

— George Orwell