“you know, all spider-like and mother fucking huge and hairy, he made up for with how he behaved and how he treated… — Mark Alders Humor Copy Share Image
“... except when I get down and write...then I let my imagination go to places I never knew existed and my characters… — Mark Alders Imagination Copy Share Image
“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.” — Mark Alders Humor Copy Share Image
“He looked up, his gaze meeting hers. “But what about us?” She opened the front door. “When you’re sucking Briant’s cock, call… — Mark Alders Front door Copy Share Image
“I rubbed him along his back, letting him know I was there for him, and if we did have our brains sucked… — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.” — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“You f**king piss me off with your smugness.” Each and every word forced from the beast's mouth sounded strained, like they were… — Mark Alders Kidney stones Copy Share Image
“Pain gettin’ cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.” — Mark Alders Pain Copy Share Image
“So, if it's an axe weilding maniac reeking bloody havoc all over the neighborhood, exactly what are we going to defend ourselves… — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I… — Mark Alders Humor-inspirational Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any… — Mark Alders Death Copy Share Image
“Well, I got my hand. What more does a man need?” “Yes, and you’ve used that hand three-thousand times since you took… — Mark Alders Sand Time Copy Share Image
“When he was close enough, he kissed my earlobe and at the same time grabbed my cock, shook it twice, then let… — Mark Alders Good thing Copy Share Image
“Oh sir, you've done more for us with one erection than what has been achieved in hundreds of years. Bless you, sir.… — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
