Death Quote by Mark Alders

“It also makes my father right again. How will I ever soar with the eagles if I'm surrounded by turkeys?”

— A.S. King

“It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey.”

— H.M. Ward

“I got claws and I am not afraid to use them...”

— Rachel Vincent

“Everything good in the world has feathers and wings and claws.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore”

— Chrissie Swan

“the turkeys get you down.” He then slipped the note into”

— Brad Meltzer

“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of”

— Allison Pittman

“I got my hands under the breasts, lifted them. Tons of meat. Meat without mouth or eye. MEAT MEAT MEAT. i slammed it into…

— Charles Bukowski

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“Big words from a guy who's trussed up like a turkey. What are you going to do, wobble over here like an upside-down turtle…

— Susan Ee

“I’ve still got a few things I want to do, like shove my foot so far up the assassin’s ass that he tastes leather…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“She held up the arrow again and threatened the bird. "You do anything, ignite a single spark, and I'm having Kentucky Fried Chicken for…

— Chanda Hahn