Shotgun Quote by H.M. Ward Download Open image ““It's not like I invited you. Oh, and shotgun. I'm not sitting next to the turkey.”” — H.M. Ward ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Like Invited Oh Shotgun Shotgun Shotgun Sitting Sitting Turkey
“I don't even like turkey. It's dry and weird. And so leggy I feel like I'm dining on Rhonda Burchmore” — Chrissie Swan Copy Share Image
“I still don’t have a turkey, Mason. It slid across the floor of the Piggly Wiggly and knocked over a tower of canned sweet… — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my apartment gets broken into by a pack… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey?" Miss Trixie snarled” — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.” — Francesca Zappia Copy Share Image
“I didn't say anything - just held up my hands and shuffled backward toward the door. Antagonizing a little old lady holding a shotgun… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
“Seems like an odd thing to toast to when you just agreed to go off with a complete stranger and play hide the sausage.” — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“Do not go where you don’t belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.” — Dinah Katt Copy Share Image
“What do I do now? I didn't think my heart could break any more than it already has. The pieces still inside of me… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I've tired so hard to stay away from you, buy your soul is so powerful. It can't be ignored. It calls to me. It's… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I don't know what to say to fill the silence. I don't know how to fix this. It seems wrong to leave him, but… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you find the right person, yeah—this is what it feels like." He takes a deep breath, trying to steady himself before taking my… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“When you said you were giving her a ring, I wanted to make sure she didn't eat it by accident. Who puts a ring… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“You trusted me to do things that terrify you because it's what I needed. I can do the same for you. I can hold… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I'd give up everything for him, but then what? He has no job, I have no money, and we both live in a box.… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“I just wished they'd see Mari, their daughter. I wished they saw how much I liked art and how much I didn't want to… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“The future is always bright; it isn't until you get there that you realize it isn't.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun. — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“After my daughter was born, I'd considered buying a shotgun to ward off potention suitors fourteen or so years up the road. Now, as… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
News flash, lady. There are no queens anymore,” Shane said. He loaded shells in a shotgun and snapped it shut, then searched for a… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
To a police officer, a sawed off shotgun is the ultimate nightmare. You can blow someone in half! — Steven Seagal Copy Share Image
It's harder and more sporting to hunt turkey with a shotgun, because it is difficult to get next to them with a scattergun. — Robert Fuller Copy Share Image
“I had the shotgun. I was also carrying my two pistols, two knives, and a derringer stuffed in the pocket of my jacket. It… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“a shirt that said “Sure you can date my daughter. In a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun?” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
'Shotgun's one of the first songs I ever wrote. It's about a couple I met at Waffle House, an all night diner I used… — Caitlin Rose Copy Share Image
The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever. — Nash Buckingham Copy Share Image
Monk on the hunt for machine gun foes I keeps you open like a slug from the shotgun punk. Double-barrel, yeah Meth bring it… — Jackie Mittoo Copy Share Image
My cousin cleaned out a shotgun for me and let me carry it around the house, because he said, 'Anybody who knows anything about… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
