Mashed potatoes Quote by Francesca Zappia

“I still don’t have a turkey, Mason. It slid across the floor of the Piggly Wiggly and knocked over a tower of canned sweet…

— Denise Grover Swank

“I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.”

— Charles Bukowski

“So? What are you going to do about it? Throw your mashed potatoes at me? I'm consumed by terror.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“the turkeys get you down.” He then slipped the note into”

— Brad Meltzer

“I made myself a big turkey sandwich for lunch.”

— Katrina Kahler

“dinner. I would climb over the farmer’s fence and toss back to my father samples of the crop I was harvesting. It could be…

— Charles Brandt

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she tasted so…

— Jarod Kintz

“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never get enough…

— Loretta Lost

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand