Quote by Mark Alders

“But man is still today, at the age of twenty-five, at the mercy of an erection, physically too, from time to time, it's the…

— Samuel Beckett

“My message to all men is basic and direct: When you are able to have a hard erection every time, you are generally in…

— Steven Lamm

“I knew guys got erections. I was perfectly prepared to deal with it. When the right guy and the right erection came along.”

— Tara Altebrando

“I haven't had any action since the late seventies, so don't make me jealous. I don't think my heart can handle an erection.”

— Elle Aycart

“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.”

— K.M. Golland

“When you get an erection you think you're passionate.”

— Henry Miller

“Oh God, that is huge!” I say when I finally reach the visual destination of Erectiontopia. It”

— Helena Hunting

“In barely minutes he was hard again, an aching erection ever ready to serve her need.”

— Skye Warren

“I want to work at a big firm. Erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Don't let your erection be your direction”

— Shon Hyneman

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz

“History shows that erections happen at the worst possible times, and they stick around until someone else notices them. Often, it is either a…

— Andrew Smith