Humor Quote by Linda Yezak

“Honestly. There are days when I only open my mouth to change feet.”

— Zoë Sharp

“and I don't have to hold on with anything more than my toes”

— N.D. Wilson

“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?”

— Molly Harper

“I have seen the eternal Footman snicker hold my coat, and snicker. And in short I was afraid...”

— T.S. Eliot

“I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.”

— Rich Burlew

“Love never bites only shoes does, I would still prefer shoes.”

— Pushpa Rana

“Candy is full of taste. But so is shit, because taste is full of smell.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My insides started itching and my feet started hopping, one then the other,because they were 10 min. Past being ready to go. ”

— Katherine Hannigan

“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my…

— Blake Lewis

“I like to rub Twinkies under my arms.”

— Laura Ruby

“I have something in my shoes--besides my feet.”

— K.L. Zolnoski