Humor Quote by Laurann Dohner

“Does he kick puppies too? He should put that on his life resume to really impress people.”

— Laurann Dohner

“She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?" "Getting naked." "I like that.”

— Laurann Dohner

“His mouth hardened into a tight line for a moment. “I plead for nothing.” His voice deepened. “I beg for nothing.” He paused, searching…

— Laurann Dohner

“There is always that one spark that gives hope for better things when life is bad.”

— Laurann Dohner

“That was real?” His arms tightened. “Yeah. The stench of all that blood overwhelmed you. It’s to be expected, you being a new mate.”…

— Laurann Dohner

“She would swear her ovaries ached watching his features grow animated as he made soft baby noises.”

— Laurann Dohner

“Species tend to bite sometimes during the sharing of sex but we never break the skin. There are only two ways this usually happens.…

— Laurann Dohner

“You don’t do humans,” Fray stated. “I might if I find one like her. You have to admit, even holding our breaths, her fighting…

— Laurann Dohner

“You’re not supposed to look so excited when I threaten you.”

— Laurann Dohner

“keep half and tell him to spend the five bucks on toilet paper, because he’s full of shit.” The”

— Laurann Dohner

“I could mount you until I die.”

— Laurann Dohner

“Orange isn’t my color, but I’m betting black and blue isn’t yours, either. Get lost.”

— Laurann Dohner