Humor Quote by Kerrelyn Sparks Download Open image ““The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350”” — Kerrelyn Sparks ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Paranormal Vampires
“I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and press play as people try to leave.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Kushner slipped up behind the vehicle. With the speed of a weasel, he pressed the muzzle of his revolver against the rear window and… — Norvell W. Page Copy Share Image
“Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I put a row of toys on the bed. A brown-haired Barbie doll, then a Lego ambulance...then a gray Buckbeak the Hippogriff.” — Emily Barr Copy Share Image
I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas. "Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you." She… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“What man I dare, I dare. Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, the armed rhinoceros, or th' Hyrcan tiger; Take any shape but… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Toddlers were running the place like some miniature version of Lord of the Flies, complete with weapons made from blocks and tinker toys. One of them came at me, charging my knees and the pink pod that held my precious baby. I screamed and made a run for the front door, flip-flops sticking to squelchy dried puddles of juice. I… — Piper Vaughn Copy Share
“After the markets closed Vinny would get into his Cadillac and drive out to his big house in Long Island. Now there is the… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“Without knowing I was going to, I started to laugh, a crazy laugh like Ian's the night before, and at first he looked worried,… — Rebecca Makkai Copy Share Image
“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting through a Dumpster. It was just after dark. A blustery March wind whipped the steam coming out of the manholes, and people hurried along the sidewalks with their collars turned up. I was stuck in traffic… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share
“In the far corner of the yard, two squirrels raced up a tree trunk, their little feet scrabbling frantically on the bark. He couldn’t… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“The Mouse kept its eyes closed to the truth and did not appreciate the world he lived in. But what one wants most, is… — Ansul Noor Copy Share Image
“Damn.” Phineas turned the Big Boy off, then noticed he’d left the box on the bed. Damn, had Zoltan seen it? He stuffed the… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t run away from him. She’d be running from her own heart.” — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
Ignore him," Heather begged. "I do. Constantly." Jean-Luc studied the coach, then turned to Heather with a wary look. "Every man in this town… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Someday her prince would come. And he’d be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.” — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you two take a little walk?” Eleni suggested. “The moon is beautiful tonight.” “That’s a great idea.” Robby stood, releasing Olivia’s hand.… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“An evil vampire would not have such a black pit of pain and remorse hidden in his heart. He wouldn’t know the meaning of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“I’ve bought jewelry for women before,” Zoltan growled. “Not in my lifetime.” — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Toni, I barely know you, but I canna see anything remotely unworthy about you. any man would be blessed and honored to receive yer… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys,… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
“She’s an innocent mortal. She deserves better than me.” “Right, because you’re a disgusting, slobbering beast who’ll rip her throat out and toss her… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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