Vampire Quotes by Kerrelyn Sparks

9 Vampire quotes by Kerrelyn Sparks

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Kerrelyn Sparks brings a light‑hearted spin to the vampire mythos. These nine brief quotes sprinkle humor into the eternal night, showcasing her talent for balancing romance with the occasional bite‑sized chuckle.

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“Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror. A mortal…

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“But he’s a vampire.” — Heather Fidelia shrugged. “Nobody’s perfect. My second husband—he had six toes on one foot.” “This is a…

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“Right. I can see it now. Merry Christmas, everybody! And by the way, did I tell you I'm a vampire? No need…

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“Ta-da!" The man whipped open his coat. Shit! He wasn't wearing any clothes at all. She grimaced. Just her luck to go…

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“He assaulted the man with a psychic wave. "You are a cockroach." In his inebraited state, Cody had no resistance at all…

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“My wife is also particularly fond of vampire romance.” Zoltan swallowed so hard that his eyes watered. “Are you serious? Do people…

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“You’re a vampire?” Shanna’s eyes widened. “No. I’m the same as I ever was.” “Oh, thank God.” Caitlyn pressed a hand to…

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“I was transformed. Into a vampire." He glanced quickly around the table, but was met with nothing but blank looks. At least,…

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“Shanna, sweet Shanna. How can I tell you what you mean to me? When I saw you at the ball it was…

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“Damn.” Phineas turned the Big Boy off, then noticed he’d left the box on the bed. Damn, had Zoltan seen it? He stuffed the…

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“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from…

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“She couldn’t run away from him. She’d be running from her own heart.”

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Ignore him," Heather begged. "I do. Constantly." Jean-Luc studied the coach, then turned to Heather with a wary look. "Every man in this town…

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“Someday her prince would come. And he’d be a rich and hairy Alpha dude who howled at the moon and pissed on fire hydrants.”

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“Why don’t you two take a little walk?” Eleni suggested. “The moon is beautiful tonight.” “That’s a great idea.” Robby stood, releasing Olivia’s hand.…

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“The little weasel ripped all the buttons off my couch. Ivan Petrovsky, pg 350”

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“An evil vampire would not have such a black pit of pain and remorse hidden in his heart. He wouldn’t know the meaning of…

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“I’ve bought jewelry for women before,” Zoltan growled. “Not in my lifetime.”

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“I thought I saw a puddy tat.” He grinned. “You did, you did.”

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“Toni, I barely know you, but I canna see anything remotely unworthy about you. any man would be blessed and honored to receive yer…

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“Jack grabbed Phil's arm to teleport back to Romatech. Phil muttered a curse. "If you say one word about this to the other guys,…

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“She’s an innocent mortal. She deserves better than me.” “Right, because you’re a disgusting, slobbering beast who’ll rip her throat out and toss her…

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