““My wife is also particularly fond of vampire romance.” Zoltan swallowed so hard that his eyes watered. “Are you serious? Do people really write those? And read them?” “I’m afraid so, my lord. They appear to be quite popular.” “Why?” Zoltan set the glass down. “We’re dead half the time. And until recently, we couldn’t father children.” Domokos’s mouth twitched. “I believe the writers are focusing on your other attributes, my lord.””