Humor Quote by Keri Arthur Download Open image ““When I'm not working, it does. You turning Jack on?' 'God, what a revolting thought.”” — Keri Arthur ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Jack is somewhere in this city, right now. The thought was like passing by a house where someone was grilling in the back yard.… — Jane Seville Copy Share Image
“Jack knelt at the floor in front of her. “You did so great. Cutting off the power was the smartest thing anyone could’ve done… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Who would have thought working for an angry jackass would result in my getting fucked up against a cold window at work and liking… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Jack realized he wasn’t getting through to him. He remembered something Emerson had written: What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear… — Victor Methos Copy Share Image
“It's interesting said Jack. "What is?" "You believe in God." he said. You just don't believe that God is good.” — Sarah Dunn Copy Share Image
“Jack said that maybe the more my life’s filled up with live people, the less I’ll think about the ones that’s dead. She made… — Ninie Hammon Copy Share Image
“God wasn't giving me a megaphone. He was telling me to shut up. To be still and know.” — Lisa Samson Copy Share Image
“Jack turned, and it was just as well he was looking at me rather than at the audience for never, I swear, did such… — Mary Brown Copy Share Image
“Then Jack takes me in his arms, and although I am still distraught, I cannot help but notice how well I fit in them,… — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
“In case it's escaped your notice, that bastard has tried to kill me twice now. How about using your considerable power to track him… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
For once, his vampire expression failed him. His response was right there on his face, in full view and easily read. He went from… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“just kept hoping that if I believed something hard enough, it might actually come true.” — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“If I had a talent I could claim, it would be as a finder of trouble. Which is undoubtedly what I'd find by sticking… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy's ass at a gay bar.” — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
I keep warning and warning, and nobody seems willing to listen. One of these days someone is going to wake up to the fact… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know one, bro. — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“It hurt, remembering. Hurt because there was so much I'd done, so much I'd yet to do. In so many different ways, I now… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
That's blackmail on top of attempted murder, Kye. I can officially kill you — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
go home, riley. rest and recover from your wounds. i'll see you in the morning" quinn said no, you won't ####### see me in… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
Okay, now I know your yanking my chain. Pigs will fly before Blake would ask for our help." Rhoan "Better start ducking those flying… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
“One thing more I must tell you. For the longest time, the only emotion I have ever felt was the hunger to succeed. Then… — Keri Arthur Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
