Humor Quote by Kate Long

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

— Frankie Boyle

“Be careful or you might go to school tomorrow flushed with sex.”

— Lisa McMann

“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.”

— Natasha Friend

“I did not do a vaginal examination, because any such intrusion could risk infection, and, unless absolutely essential, should be avoided.”

— Jennifer Worth

“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.”

— Sophie Kinsella

“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the…

— Terry Pratchett

“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can…

— Simon Palmer

“A harsh thing for any young man to hear, but this is part of every youth's education in the world, learning the risks are…

— Ben Fountain

The school I was going to said they had no guidelines for a person with AIDS.

— Ryan White

I don't think there can ever be too many messages about AIDS. If you stop the education process, then people are going to think…

— Elton John

“We were all infected in different ways, so that would show the public that AIDS does not discriminate. That's important, because many people still…

— Deanna Lynn Sletten

“It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.”

— Amber Kizer