Humor Quote by Amber Kizer

“I had come to the conclusion that everyone took sex far too seriously. I mean, it's only sex.”

— Chloe Thurlow

“In middle school, I spent a lot of time with my buddy Edward. I called him Sex Ed, not because he got laid a…

— Jarod Kintz

“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the…

— Terry Pratchett

“Funny how at twenty-five you worry about not being taken seriously and take being a sex object for granted. Later you take being taken…

— Helen Fielding

“Personally, I think sex should be like math. At school. No one really cares if they're crap at math. They even proclaim it. They'll…

— Markus Zusak

“Apparently, the easiest way to overcome any awkwardness of speaking about sex is to sterilize it and outsource it to the professionals.”

— Matthew Lee Anderson

“No wonder people took sex so seriously, or not seriously enough at all. Sex addled your wits and stole your body. It was like…

— Kylie Scott

“I flip ahead in the textbook. There's an interesting chapter about acid rain. Nothing about sex. We aren't scheduled to learn about that until…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“Be careful or you might go to school tomorrow flushed with sex.”

— Lisa McMann

“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you from heartbreak.”

— Natasha Friend

“The thing they don't tell you in sex education classes is what to do after. It's all, "Don't do this, don't do that. And…

— Jessica Verdi

In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.

— Pat Paulsen