Humor Quote by K. Martin Beckner

“I am just a thistle.”

— Logospilgrim

“You'd be surprised what I can do with a butter knife.”

— S.L. Wallace

“... and had a face like a bulldog licking vinegar off a thistle...”

— Terry Pratchett

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Still, I’ve got to try.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When…

— Margaret Atwood

“Common thistle is everywhere,” she said. “Which is perhaps why human beings are so relentlessly unkind to one another.”

— Vanessa Diffenbaugh

“If you ask me to cut down a tree I'll spend the first four hours sharpening the axe.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross

“If you were a plant, you would be a thistle ~ Caleb”

— CJ Roberts

“Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a…

— Justin Halpern

“What might seem a careless phrase for one can cut deep as a blade for another.”

— Cora Carmack

“This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting to be…

— Siri Mitchell