Humor Quote by Justin Halpern

“Ask me if I give a shit.”

— John Green

“Sometimes you say shit and you don’t stop to think how it affects other people.”

— Bobby Adair

“I don’t just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say…

— Hank Moody

“You shouldn’t give a shit about what people are saying. I don’t.”

— Winna Efendi

“You don't give a shit if people like you.”

— John Green

“You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.”

— Emma Chase

“I’m tempted to tell you that you think too much, but I’m not really one to talk,”

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“What makes you think that I give a shit about your self-confidence?”

— Toba Beta

“Who gives a shit what everyone thinks?” he said. I see now that this has long been some sort of mantra for him. I've…

— Tammara Webber

“Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.”

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Try to see what you recive,not only what you give...”

— 06

“Problem is, I’m not thinking very proper thoughts when I look at you. I keep thinking about messing you up. Getting dirty. Making you…

— Jennifer Probst