Dog Quote by Joan Rivers

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

— Joan Rivers

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

— Kool Keith

I just sat all night looking at him, saying, 'Wow, it's incredible.' When Yoko woke up, I told her, 'He's fine,' and we cried.

— John Lennon

My dog can beat up Paris Hilton's dog.

— Tori Spelling

“He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.”

— Joe Haldeman

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me…

— Bill Maher

“To me she looked like a lily, an innocence floating in the pond!”

— Avijeet Das

“I was headfirst into the deep ocean before I learned how to control my dinghy in the swimming pool.”

— Jane Fancher

“If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!”

— Garrett Cook

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.

— William Shakespeare

I would do Winnie the Pooh. We would live in the tree house. We would hunt for honey.

— Jerusha Hess

“if I wanted to be the center of the universe I’d have a dog.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin