Dog Quote by Kool Keith

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

— Lamartimothy

I would slap you but it would take both my hand to slap both ur faces.

— Author Name

You'd think me rude but I would just stand and...Stare

— Owl City

Lets just say if there was a car coming towards me I would scream or cry or even try and run away....id just stand…

— Anonymous

I would slap you, but I dont want my hand to sink in your five pounds of cover up you decided to put on…

— Author Name

What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?

— Jon Krakauer

Just think: what if you could just, just blink yourself away?

— Black Thought

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

— James Herriot

I would shoot you with my gun, put you in the back of my car, take you home, and ask if your alright!

— Jonas Brothers

I would look at a dog and when our eyes met, I realized that the dog and all creatures are my family. They're like…

— Ziggy Marley

If, at some future point, my face collapses around my eyes, I'd probably do something about it. My eyes are where I live, and…

— Heidi Julavits

I would hit you on the head with a rock and drag you away from this. But it would only shatter the rock.

— Jim Butcher