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Coming home Quote by Bill Maher

“The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.” quote by Bill Maher — Download Open image

“The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.”

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