Hillarious Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hillarious Irrigation Jewelry Sometimes
It's amazing how much people talk about colonics here. That's not a thing anywhere else in the country. But I totally did a juice… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush. — Marlon Cortez Stanfield Copy Share Image
To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
Of all the works of civilization that interfere with the natural water distribution system, irrigation has been by far the most pervasive and powerful. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
Gardening is one of my enduring, favourite, and most rewarding pastimes. — Jane Hawking Copy Share Image
This is at a time when you know most of us drank tap water, so I used to go to this store and examine… — Sheena Iyengar Copy Share Image
Long-established techniques in farming. There is no wastage in water unlike the usual irrigation systems — Anne Del Rio Copy Share Image
I like smoothies and things that go down smoothie-cool - when I used to live in Williamsburg, I used to get an acai bowl… — Barbie Ferreira Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
“You took your meds today, right?" he whispered. I nodded. Then use this jar to save it." Save . . . ?" Your urine.… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I've learned from doing my own show with Fox that people are not your partners if they're signing the checks. Whoever signs your paycheck… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
