Humor Quote by Jez Morrow Download Open image ““He bet Law swatted flies by dropping buildings on them.”” — Jez Morrow ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“It would be nice if a single swat made the fly think: 'Whoa. I'm not flying THERE again. But it doesn't. He keeps coming… — Gregor Collins Copy Share Image
“Today he'd intentionally wandered too far. Wandered away from those who hovered around him like flies to a carcass.” — Renee Ahdieh Copy Share Image
“As foolish, and as misguided, as the child who jumps off a building because he believes he can fly.” — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“The fly that does not want to be swatted is safest if it sits on the fly-swat.” — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“The fly was on my desk, his hose in the candy dust. I cupped my hand and covered him, then brushed him past the… — Adam Levin Copy Share Image
“You snuck across my yard like a trained mercenary. Dressed in a black getup without so much as a pebble misplaced under your shoe… — Jocelyn Adams Copy Share Image
“I don’t hate you, Cyndi. You’re blood. I have to love you. You just annoy the hell out of me.” He put one arm… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Xan spoke low. "I would die for you." "Don't do that," said Devon. "Live for me.” — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Tom leaned in and spoke in a low, confidential voice, "Sir. You have a little something..." He lifted his forefinger surreptitiously to his own… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“To love is to give your soul away and never have power over yourself again. When you love, your life is not your own anymore. - Connor” — Jez Morrow Copy Share
“Confused and fearful as he was, this one thing Tom knew for certain. No man ever took another man's balls in his mouth to… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“When expression returned, it was outrage. “Oh, that—” Wells couldn’t think of anything bad enough to call Law. “Rat bastard is the word you’re looking for,” Tom filled in for him. Wells turned and stalked back up the dock. A gull alighted on the boards at Tom’s feet. It cocked a beady eye up at him. Tom gestured with his… — Jez Morrow Copy Share
“Are you going to be nice to me now?" "I'm always nice to you." Sure. Law ground his chin into Tom's groin, making Tom… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Law looked dumbstruck, almost angry. He breathed, "Son of a bitch." And to Tom's surprise, Law got down on one knee and took his hand. "Tom, you beloved bastard, I love you. I need you in my life forever. I cannot imagine existence without you. Will you-God please say yes-grant me the honor and the privilege and save my life… — Jez Morrow Copy Share
“You’re Catholic." "And you’re not. No problem. We’re not going to fight about how to raise the kids. Stay on the road here, Tom.” — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Kay, I'm sleeping with a gun-toting man I banged in an ally, hopped up on cocaine, who wants to know how to tamper with… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“She sniffled. "Does he know?" "Not a clue," Law said. "There are concrete bricks less dense than my beloved.” — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
“Look, Lawrence, I know you never cared for me-" Law cut him off. "Cared for you? Cared for you? What am I? The gardener?"… — Jez Morrow Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
