Humor Quote by Jenny Han

“Kayso, Foo finally came home and I jumped into his arms and sort of rode him to the ground with a massive tongue kiss…

— Christopher Moore

“I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face”

— John Corwin

“Absurdly, I punched it because nothing hurts a jellyfish more, nothing affronts their sense of dignity, than an underwater punch in the face.”

— David Nicholls

“He was the kind of guy who dragged you out of the lake, shoved you down on the ground, growling and groping you, telling…

— Madeline Sheehan

“I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I…

— Adam-Troy Castro

“There’s a whole galaxy of ass out there to kick, and I’ve got just the feet for it.” Tanner”

— Elliott Kay

“Everything hurts and I want to punch someone!”

— Kirsty Elements

“You know how hot it makes me when you're angry, babe. You kicked his ass. You threw the first punch. I'm hard as a…

— Adriane Leigh

“I bit back a gag. “Gods, your breath is kicking.” I pulled the blade free, revolted by the sucking sound. “For real.” Cocking its…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I WAS seriously hurt because of you. Seeing you in another guy's arms, kissing him... It shredded me, Eva. Cut me open and left…

— Sylvia Day

“I kicked his leg out so he was lower and got the angle perfected. When I entered him there was no restraint, no finesse.…

— James Cox

“Whoa,calm-" I whipped around, slapping my palm flat against the chest of-Jack. Again. Seriously,one of these times I was going to kill him by…

— Kiersten White