Coed Quote by Jay Leno

I was too young to live on campus. I just went back and forth on the bus. Eventually I got my own car and…

— Aldis Hodge

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

— Helen Keller

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

— George Gobel

I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't…

— J. B. Smoove

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

— Cody Lundin

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

— Bret Easton Ellis

I had my first apartment when I was 16. I got good grades, so my friends would be able to come over to 'study.'…

— Mircea Monroe

Well, I guess lots of prep schools have their own campus, dorms, kitchens...

— Wolverine

In college you have the license to do things you'll never do again, so have fun with it.

— Thom Filicia

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

— Anonymous

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a…

— Stephen Leacock

College is something I've always said I wanted to do, but you're going there to get a piece of paper that says you can…

— Gaten Matarazzo