Adviser Quote by Jay Leno

He [Osama bin Laden] is clearly an odd combination of a 12th-century theologian and a 21st-century CEO. He runs an absolutely unique organization in…

— Michael Scheuer

Bin Laden comes out of a business background - he studied public administration and economics at university, and he worked for his family company,…

— Peter Bergen

He [Donald Trump] is like - he's a magnet for crime and extortion and, you know, just really criminal investments which are extremely dangerous.

— Jill Stein

I think soon after I became director of the CIA - President Obama pulled me into the Oval Office and said: 'Look, I just…

— Leon Panetta

“Many security analysts still believe that agencies are a poor investment. Not so Warren Buffett, one of the most successful investors in the world.…

— David Ogilvy

Clearly the Secretary of Defense, my boss, would like nothing better than to get Osama bin Laden and to get... to ensure the complete…

— John Abizaid

I don't know where [Osama bin Laden] is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him, to be honest with you.…

— George W. Bush

After Mitt Romney said it would be naive to go into Pakistan to pursue the terrorists, it took President Obama, against the advice of…

— John F. Kerry

First, his job approval ratings have been trending down for many months, a trend that has accelerated in recent weeks as the war on…

— Thomas E. Mann

More and more details coming out now about spoiled rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he was one of 52 kids.…

— Jay Leno

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

— Dennis Miller

The latest report is that Osama bin Laden has shaved his beard, is wearing Western clothes and has had plastic surgery. Isn't that amazing?…

— Jay Leno