England Quote by Jay Leno

“Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to…

— Mark Twain

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving.

— Stephen Colbert

“We Indians have to keep aside our December for friends who've settled abroad. Everyone is visiting. Everyone wants to party.”

— Nitya Prakash

Thanksgiving began in 1621 when Native Americans sat down with a bunch of undocumented pilgrims. They had dinner and the pilgrims never left.

— Jay Leno

“Of all the things we Indians love doing, getting offended is our favorite.”

— Soumeet Lanka

Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still…

— Sarah Palin

The Chinamen built the railroad, the Indians saved the Pilgrim, And in return, the Pilgrim killed 'em. They call it it Thanksgiving, I call…

— Nas

“Now many of us celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day (instead of or along with Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Family Feud and/or Family Fun and Games). I…

— Shellen Lubin

Ialways think it's funny when Indians celebrate Thanksgiving. I mean, sure, the Indians and Pilgrims were best friends during the first Thanksgiving, but a…

— Sherman Alexie

Laughter - that is something very sacred especially for us Indians.

— John Fire Lame Deer

“And historians have now discovered an even earlier Thanksgiving than the 1621 Plymouth celebration that English-American historians made famous. Half a century before Plymouth,…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.

— Dave Attell