Attorney Quote by Jay Leno

President Bush broke the law and lied to the American people when he unilaterally authorized secret wiretaps of U.S. citizens. But rather than focus…

— Anthony Romero

“Fucking the president’s face in front of everyone made it very clear who was in charge now.”

— Marissa Honeycutt

“We tipped our hats to America’s Mayor. Never mind the stamina, it would take pure courage to run the Sunday-morning gauntlet. But the hero…

— Corey R. Lewandowski

“All over America, people were pulling credentials out of their pockets and sticking them under someone else's nose to prove they had been somewhere…

— William S. Burroughs

“The CIA falsely claimed credit for the arrest and wrested back control of the interrogation. Its officers blasted the prisoner with noise, froze him…

— Tim Weiner

“He stepped back, cursing. "Hey, haven't you heard of the First Amendment? You jerk!" The security guard, still gunning like a mad scientist, said…

— Catherine Coulter

Someone once noted that a 'gaffe' in Washington is when a politician accidentally tells the truth.

— Jonah Goldberg

“Border patrol,” a uniformed officer announced as he stepped on the bus. “Anything to declare?” “I declare that this sucks,” Trey said, shuffling past…

— Olivia Cunning

Obama administration officials who were in key positions on Sept. 11, 2012, acknowledge that a range of mistakes were made the night of the…

— Sharyl Attkisson

President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands…

— Tina Fey

“The Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home. . . . What…

— Barack Obama

“When I learned the identity of one of the police officers that had been harassing me, I was truly shocked!”

— Steven Magee