Alive Quote by Jay Leno

I discovered in writing the biography of Bill Clinton that it is actually easier to write a biography of someone who is dead. Although…

— David Maraniss

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

— Mason Cooley

Frankly, I'm not much for funerals unless it's absolutely an obligation. I don't feel it serves much of a purpose to go and see…

— Arnold Palmer

Presentationally, Bill Clinton is a US President to die for. The truth is, far too many have.

— Jon Snow

President Bush is often out there talking about the importance of staying the course, and about the sacrifice, but he has not attended a…

— Dana Milbank

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Funerals cost so much money, and are likely to be an additional source of stress in this recession - it's sad that we don't…

— Meghan O'Rourke

There wasn't a funeral per se. I buried [Gilda Radner] 3 miles from her house that she had bought just shortly before we met.…

— Gene Wilder

Funerals are important rituals. They don't just recognize that a life has ended; they recognize that a life was lived.

— Aaron Eckhart

As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the…

— Ann Coulter

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

— Humphrey Bogart

A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.

— Thomas Lynch