Balance Quote by Jay Leno

In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin — consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this…

— Elizabeth Hardwick

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to…

— E. W. Howe

I think it is typical for many men to have problems when their wives make more money then they do, or when their wives…

— Meryl Streep

The men always tell me off for giving their wives too many ideas that end up costing them a lot of money.

— George Clarke

We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men…

— Muhammad Yunus

Hobbies should be wives, not mistresses. It will not do to have more than one at a time. One hobby leads you out of…

— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

— James Goldsmith

“Our culture may be highly sexualised, promiscuous and pornographic, but men and women will go to extraordinary lengths to hide their sexual activity. They…

— Kate Figes

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

— Hector Hugh Munro

No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction. A man is pleased that his wife is dressed as well…

— Samuel Johnson

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

— Mark Twain

Housewives spend more money than their husbands make, so that other people think their husbands earn more money than they really do.

— Danny Kaye