Humor Quote by Jason Whitlock

I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world

— Tommy Tune

I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big

— Phil Gramm

Texas is so wrapped up in myth and legend, it's hard to know what the state and its people are really about. Real Texans,…

— Joe R. Lansdale

There's no question that I love playing in Texas. I love the fans. I love everything about Texas.

— Mark Teixeira

“Texans take their football seriously. It's practically a religion down there.”

— Miranda Kenneally

I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

— Burt Reynolds

The Texas thing is such a big deal because whenever I see Texas in a TV show, they always show slow-moving cattle and cowboys…

— Cristela Alonzo

You don't find anyone like Texans anywhere else in the world.

— Edward Albert

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

— Molly Ivins

Despite the obvious benefits, many Americans do not like Texas. Some even say they despise Texas, and make no secret of their feelings.

— Ian Frazier

I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday.

— Ted Cruz

Texans ignore "better," long ago forgot the useless word "good." Everything in Texas is "best."

— Edward Smith