Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?”

— Barbara Elsborg

“What's the use of the wind if it won't take you away on it?”

— Samantha Young

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shopping.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electricity off my yearning. Maybe a mind wind farm…

— Jarod Kintz

“prefer time alone this evening, it is not against him. I love and enjoy his company. I simply must first recharge my emotional batteries…

— Geri Scazzero

“I love to feel the temperature drop and the wind increase just before a thunderstorm. Then I climb in bed with the thunder.”

— Amanda Mosher

“Just because I stay calm, doesn't mean that I have no wind in my sails.”

— Anthony t hincks

“A great wind is blowing and that either gives you imagination...or a headache.”

— Catherine the Great

“It’s a sex swing. I figured you were getting tired. This will make my mad sex skills easier on your body.”

— Olivia Cunning

“With her fingers running back up my arms, and all this sperm talk, things are getting a little too intense down below. I lean…

— Jay Asher

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can be a real drag (especially if it always dangles along the ground…

— Jarod Kintz

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day