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“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me to go fuck myself. So I did—and now they do too.” quote by Jarod Kintz — Download Open image

““When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me to go fuck myself. So I did—and now they do too.””

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